For Madeline

The official blog for Madeline because Madeline can't have a blog therefore this blog for Madeline exists. Madeline.
(currated by @narciscissor)

informal poll


"fuck boys get money" means:

a) Forget boys, accrue wealth instead

b) Have sex with boys and get money for it

c) Fuck Boys—ie, boys who fuck—are paid well

d) Argh!! Boys are paid well

e) Shoot, boys sure understand money

(via spookyswaggins)


i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via alasby)



japanese dragon:

- long
- chill
- no wings
- legs
- moustache
- in the sea

chinese dragon:

- long
- p chill
- no wings
- legs often but not always
- impressive beard
- 9 is a big deal

european dragons:

- jerks
- breathing fire
- wings
- often actually a wyvern
- compulsive hoarding
- caves

slavic dragon:

- three fucking heads bro
- can you believe it
- wings and like
- 3 whole heads


- honestly probably just a whale and you should all chill 

American Dragon:

- jake long

(via alasby)

  • Baby Boomers: The recent generation is so rude
  • Baby Boomers: Screams at servers over petty shit like toast
  • Baby Boomers: Screams at cashier for telling them their coupon is expired
  • Baby Boomers: Ignores store policy
  • Baby Boomers: Says racist and sexist things
  • Baby Boomers: Borrowed against our future and then insults unemployed youth.







Hey kids, it’s time for Rewriting History with Judge Andrew Napolitano. 

No joke, in the Texas public school system elementary students are taught that tariffs were the reason for the civil war, not slavery. We had an entire curriculum built around it.

goddamnit texas

Don’t forget that as one of the largest textbook markets, many other states have to buy Texas-approved textbooks. Not only does Texas screw up their own children, but they screw up the kids of other states as well.

I live in Pennsylvania, and I remember learning in elementary school that the real reason for the war was “the economy.”

EDIT: and my stupid ass believed that for an embarrassingly long time.

I live in Wisconsin, and got both versions multiple times from different textbooks and teachers, resulting in general confusion and an aversion to the entirety of 19th century US history (to be fair, that’s also partly due to the fact that the other part of 19th century US history you learn in school is STEAM ENGINE STEAM ENGINE STEAM ENGINE I GET IT ALREADY ENOUGH WITH THE STEAM ENGINE)

The idea that slavery should have been “allowed” to fade away - even if that were a realistic possibility - is essentially saying that he thinks Lincoln was too hasty, that black Americans should’ve had to endure a few more decades of slavery.

That’s monstrous. That’s actually a monstrous thing to suggest.

(Source: sandandglass, via spookyswaggins)