Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.
The amount of dad jokes…
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."
What have you done
Halloween is right around the corner folks…
Thanks to the OP for this.
Can all the non-native followers please read this immediately, print it out and have your parents sign this, I need this back by the end of the week or you fail this semester and I’ll have to give you in F in this class “How to not be racist against Native Americans”
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
- no wings
- in the sea
- p chill
- no wings
- legs often but not always
- impressive beard
- 9 is a big deal
- breathing fire
- often actually a wyvern
- compulsive hoarding
- three fucking heads bro
- can you believe it
- wings and like
- 3 whole heads
- honestly probably just a whale and you should all chill
- jake long
- Baby Boomers: The recent generation is so rude
- Baby Boomers: Screams at servers over petty shit like toast
- Baby Boomers: Screams at cashier for telling them their coupon is expired
- Baby Boomers: Ignores store policy
- Baby Boomers: Says racist and sexist things
- Baby Boomers: Borrowed against our future and then insults unemployed youth.